More Than Words

I'm lounging on my bed with the laptop, and I just told Scooter, "Hey, go bring me the basket with the granola bars."

Her mouth said, "Of course I will."

But her eyes CLEARLY said, "Why do you need the whole basket of granola bars, you gluttonous THING, you?"

I mean it, y'all. It couldn't have been more clear.

For the record, the only reason I asked her to bring me the whole basket is so that I wouldn't have to spend 10 minutes describing to her which granola bar I wanted.

Really.