I may have to sew her mouth shut.

Big Daddy: Scooter, you’re a booger head.

Scooter: No, I’m a butt head!

Stunned looks all around.

Scooter: I heard that on Big Daddy Goes To Camp!

We’re still speechless. And I'm wondering what BD let 'em watch while I was out of town!

Scooter: But should I shouldn’t say that?

Me: Riiiight. You shouldn’t say that.

Scooter: Yes ma’am.