Wednesday, July 02, 2008

You can't make this crap up.

Yeah, so we're sitting here watching So You Think You Can Dance (which I just don't feel like reviewing tonight).

I've manipulated two of my girls into giving me foot rubs by letting them stay up late and watch the show. Tink suddenly looks down her top and grimaces.

"Mommy, there's a dead fly in my nightgown and I need to go get a tissue to get it out."


"I killed a fly in my nightgown and I forgot to get it out."

"WHAT?!? Go Get It Out!"

She goes into the bathroom and we laugh at her while she's gone. I immediately open the laptop to exploit my child and her fly situation. And then she peeks out of my bathroom door.

"Momma, fly juice is on my nightgown and I just don't know what to do."

Insane laughter from the bed.

"Yeah, it's black, and I don't wanna wear this nightgown anymore."

Hidden cameras would be a great idea up in this joint.


beckyjomama said...

Sooooo funny!

The cameras would work here too - but only if I had someone from hair and makeup and, ya know, Weight Watchers, before I left the bedroom each morning.

Candace & Anna said...

I had to stop rolling in the floor just to send you a reply. I can't blame her for not wanting to sleep in fly juice lol. She is a talented little girl. I never knew you could kill a fly with your night gown lol.

Summer said...

Oh man, that is nasty! But yes, definitely good for a laugh.

Jennifer said...

Your girls Crack.Me.Up!!!