Dancing With The Stars - March 30

Hey, I'm blogging about Dancing With The Stars, but I'm not promising that it will be comprehensive or even make sense.

I've found that my favorite way to blog these competition shows is random and Stream of Consciousness. I think you'll either love it or hate it, so...

I'm just warnin' ya.

David Allan Grier and Kym Johnson - Lindy Hop
First off, David's sense of humor. Love. It. And since I have absolutely no dance knowledge, and I'm not gonna act like I do, I'm just gonna go ahead and say I love this performance! I knows what I likes, and I likes David Allan Grier!

Score: 22

Lil' Kim and Derek Hough - Argentine Tango
Wow, we see in the taped piece that Derek isn't very familiar with this dance - that's a bit of a handicap, huh? LOVE the color of Lil's dress, and her makeup is GREAT! OMG, did you see how straight she was when he lifted her?

And did I mention I love her makeup? Sometimes I'm uncomfortable looking at Lil' Kim because her face is just strange to me, but tonight? She look like a regular person. Beautiful.

Score: 27! They got the first 10 of the season!

Chuck Whoever and Julianne Hough - Lindy Hop
He's a cutie patootie and I love to watch him dance. His little jumps and steps are very cute, but I don't know from technical.

Score: 22

Lawrence Taylor and Edyta Sleazinska - Argentine Tango
Love watching football players dance, and Edyta has some gargantuan calf muscles. Yeah, that's it.

Score: 19

Ty Murray and Chelsie Hightower - Lindy Hop
I'm a BIG fan of this cowboy. Woo Hoo! I think his dancing was VERY cute, but I'm not sure about his facial expressions. He's normally a pretty stoic guy, so I think that part is pretty hard for him. But how frickin' cute is he?

Score: 25! Great for a guy who got 4s and 5s his first week!

Steve Woz and Karina Schmirnoff - Argentine Tango
Yeah, come on; I don't know why this guy's still here, unless it's for comic relief. He sure has a lot of fans though, doesn't he?

Score: 12

Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani - Lindy Hop
I'm a big fan, big fan, of both Tony and Melissa. Girlfriend came out of that Bachelor fiasco smellin' like a dadgum rose. She was definitely the winner in that stupid scenario, huh? She's a great dancer, too.

Score: 29!

Holly Madison and Dmitry Chaplin - Argentine Tango
I was hoping Holly would do better this week in the emotion department, but I don't really see much. Bless her heart, it's ironic that the Playboy Bunny has absolutely no heat when it comes to dancing.

Score: 16

Steve-O and Lacey Schwimmer - Lindy Hop
He's not as bouncy as the other Lindy Hop guys have been, and is she wearing Crocs? I'm hypnotized by those purple shoes on Lacey's feet. Big Daddy says they're going home this week.

Score: 15

Gilles Martini and Cheryl Burke - Argentine Tango
Not a fan of her dress. BUT - he's my new Cristian de la Fuente so HA CHA CHA CHA!

Score: 30! A Perfect Score!

Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas - Lindy Hop
Cute, cute, cute, and also CUTE! How fun was that?

Score: 25

That's the show for tonight, folks! My faves? David, Melissa, Ty and Gilles. Who should go home? Woz and Steve-O, but maybe Holly.

What did you think? Who were your faves tonight?