The K Word

Scooter: Daddy, today we watched a movie? About this dog that could talk? And his eyes turned red and he could shoot people in the...you know...

Us: In the what?

Scooter: In the K Word.

Us: Puzzled looks

Scooter: You know, in the kwotch.

Us: Hysterical laughter

Oh, thank goodness this kid is ours, because Heaven knows that we need some hysterical laughter in our lives.